Paris Hilton recently talked about her new show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” In this show she will apparently begin a search for a new best friend. In her own words, “I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.”
My thoughts:
- Paris is kinda thick.
- Paris thinks the 85,000 people who want a shot at the title all want to be her friend because she’s such a great person.
- Paris uses the word “really” too much.
- Paris probably needs someone to tell her that the second F in BFF stands for “Forever”–in other words, this person is supposed to still be her best friend when she’s 60 and the Botox has made her lips look like two harp seals sunbathing on top of each other.
- Paris needs someone who won’t suck up to her, who will tell her the truth about herself so she’ll grow as a person; someone, in fact, who probably doesn’t even like her very much.
- I CAN DO THIS. I can be Paris’s (‘s’s’s) BFF!
So write in to MTV and vote for me! Brent For Paris’ Best Friend Forever!