Tip o' My Brain

November 13, 2008

“I don’t THINK so.”

Filed under: Movie Lines that Should Die — kryptobrent @ 12:53 pm

Example: Batman Forever (among many, many others)

This one was brought to my attention by alert reader David Hahn, who’s got a sweet site you should check out. He says it best…

“One that should die is when, in an act of defiance at a crucial moment after the villain has stated his intentions, the angry hero responds with “I don’t THINK so.”

Vomit.”

A good point, David.  To which I could only add the PERFECT ENDING…

Villian: “I don’t care what you think.” BANG.

Villian wins, unleashes horror on the world that destroys humanity, but decisively ends the threat of reality television. A bittersweet ending, and a sobering wake up call to Dancing with the Stars fans everywhere.

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November 12, 2008

Don’t chock on me now!

Filed under: Shallow Thoughts — kryptobrent @ 4:07 pm

Can anyone use the word “chock” in a sentence that doesn’t use the words “full of…” after it?  As in, “Wow, this cereal is chock full of marshmallows” or “That episode of Smallville was chock full of awefulness.”

Just curious.

November 6, 2008

Mr. Sensitivity

Filed under: Shallow Thoughts — kryptobrent @ 9:49 am

A few weeks ago, leaving Wal-Mart…

Me: “Why do I always have to carry the groceries back to the car?”

Darcy: “Because you’re the man.”

Me: “What?!  I believe in the equality of the sexes!”

Darcy: “Not me!”

Me: “…”

(Blast you, Darcy…you’ve won this round.)

November 5, 2008

Why do I feel guilty for not blogging?

Filed under: Uncategorized — kryptobrent @ 1:03 pm

It’s not like you guys are paying me to write these posts here!  In other words, I feel I should hold you all personally responsible for my blogging inactivity.  Shame on all of you!  I also hold you all responsible for the popularity of “Dancing with the Stars.”

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