The TV fall season is here, and here are some random wishes I have for that great TV executive in the sky…
1. Okay, the characters are there, the acting chops are there, and over 60 years of story material is there. Please make Smallville better!
2. Arrested Development…funniest show on television. Thus, it should be cancelled. Please, explain. No, really, you have my full attention.
3. Lost…it’s fun sitting around thinking about it and talking about it with my fellow geek Rob. Random numbers, t-rexes, mental powers…Please, let it all mean something. If, in three years, we find out the writers were just surfing the fan blogs and making it up as they go, I’m suing ABC for all those Thursday nights I’ve wasted.
4 . Battlestar Galactica. Netflixed the episodes over the summer. It’s one of my new favorites. Please…keep up your current trend of not pandering to the “Let’s see how much Cylon flesh we can get away with” like you did in season one, and stick to making this the sweet, dark chocolate of shows.
5. Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars…the best written women on television. Please, let GG stay on top, even though it’s creator/writer just departed after last season. And moreso, pretty please, let GG’s audience stick around for Veronica, the one show (besides Galactica) that I would pitch a serious hissy fit over if my DVR dropped it.
And, finally…
6. Every time David Boreanaz stares down a punk in Bones, I think to myself, “If that were Angel, that guy’d wouldn’t even be breathin’.” Would somebody, for the love of Buffy, bring back the best hero that’s ever been on television! Angel…I’m keeping a candle in the window for ya, buddy.